tomatometer 8%

sometimes, when i need a laugh, i love going to rotten tomatoes and checking out the reviews of really bad movies. check out some of the blurbs from reviews of hilary duff's latest vehicle, "the perfect man":

"perfectly dreadful"
-- Stefan Halley, HERO REALM

"...oblivious to its own ickiness."
-- Josh Larsen, SUN PUBLICATIONS (CHICAGO, IL)

" An Imperfect Man. Maudlin love story about awful people. "
-- Angela Baldassarre, SYMPATICO.CA

"You'll most likely want to throw up and call it a night after swallowing this big ball of cotton candy. "
-- Kit Bowen, HOLLYWOOD.COM

"A tweener romantic comedy featuring dialogue so bad it could have been written by a 14-year-old girl."
-- Robert W. Butler, KANSAS CITY STAR

"Just outside my window is a famous bridge i'd sell you if you think there's a public high school in Brooklyn that's 98% white."
-- Harvey S. Karten, COMPUSERVE

"Seriously, the perfect man would call social services."
-- Carina Chocano, LOS ANGELES TIMES

"The Perfect Man takes its idiotic plot and uses it as the excuse for scenes of awesome stupidity."
-- Roger Ebert, CHICAGO SUN-TIMES

"The film's execution is as bad as its conception. Scenes just lie there until the family does something hackneyed like erupt into song and dance in their living room."
-- Carla Meyer, SACRAMENTO BEE

"Inherently mawkish, simplistic and exceedingly numbing, this movie is woefully incomplete—much like a stale Twinkie treat without the creamy filling inside."
-- Frank Ochieng, MOVIE EYE

"Whatever's perfect about this movie starts and ends in the middle of the title."
-- Bob Strauss, LOS ANGELES DAILY NEWS

"Is it possible for a movie to give you a stroke? Granted, I am not a Hilary Duff fan, but this movie is a great example why. "
-- Willie Waffle, WAFFLEMOVIES.COM

"It's shy about addressing anything that requires a moment's thought -- selfish irresponsible parents, selfishly bratty kids, lying, talking others into lying."
-- Roger Moore, ORLANDO SENTINEL

"Dear Hilary... I can’t see you or your movies anymore."
-- Sean O'Connell, FILMCRITIC.COM

"Most of this movie is beyond lame."
-- Lou Lumenick, NEW YORK POST

Damn. That's some cold shit. I guess it was a good thing we chose Lindsay over Hilary!

one of my favorite reviews came from someone reviewing Gigli, and saying it was "so bad I had to cleanse my palate with Glitter afterwards."