Friday Five...

Better late than never...

1. ...owned a restaurant, what kind of food would you serve?
French bistro/small plates, with a touch of Italian

2. ...owned a small store, what kind of merchandise would you sell?
Women's shoes, of course. With really well-edited accessories and clothing

3. ...wrote a book, what genre would it be?
Food writing.

4. ...ran a school, what would you teach?
How to stick it to the Man. 'Cause I'm hardcore. (Sorry. Just watched School of Rock.)

5. ...recorded an album, what kind of music would be on it?
As much as I enjoy music, it'd be a really bad idea to allow me to record an album. I suspect it'd be used to torture political prisoners.